google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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