North Korea, Best Korea!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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