So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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