good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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