to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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