one two three fourrrrnication!
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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