I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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