DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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