if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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