Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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