yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm at about main and main street
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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