He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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