i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We had to coat check the pizza.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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