Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
