ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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