I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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