nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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