I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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