Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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