Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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