I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
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did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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