I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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