Where did you get a picture of my penis
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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