we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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