Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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