My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wish my penis had a tongue
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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