I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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