I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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