He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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