google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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