U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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