Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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