yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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