arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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