The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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