are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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