Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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