they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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