fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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