OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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