Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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