Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
