do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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