Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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