I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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