I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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