I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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