Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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