Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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