Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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third nipple confirmed
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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