Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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