I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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