THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."