Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.